Just Drive, Its Not That Hard

December 28th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Idiot drivers are everywhere! Some places even have an “idiot test” at the DMV for folks who cant read or have other issues that SHOULD keep them from being behind the wheel. Maybe its just me but being able to read road signs should be a MUST for any driver.

Text messaging , reading, eating, etc, etc. All those things can be done in a parked car, there is no need for you to endanger myself and others because your an IDIOT!

Are you one of the IDIOTS that almost breaks your neck to see the crash across the road that the other IDIOT caused? WHY?!? You cant help, your opinion doesnt matter and if you hit my car because of it, I will show no mercy!

Learn to drive or dont drive, period! There are far too many cars on the road going at speeds way too fast for you not to pay 100% attention to the task at hand, DRIVING CORRECTLY!

Learn To Count!

December 25th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Why dont people learn to count?  I can not tell you how many times I have been paying for something and give the person exact change but they forget to punch in the numbers on the cash register correctly. Now the sales person looks like a deer trapped in headlights and has to break out a calculator to try and figure out how much they owe me.

Count up! When you give me my change, count it back to me, its your job! How many times have you paid for something only to have the sales person hand you back a wad of money and doesnt even count it and your lucky if they tell you how much it is.

Math isnt brain surgery and the method hasnt changed in… FOREVER Do us all a favor and learn to count… 1+1=2, 2+2=4, 4+4=8, etc, etc.

Employers, I have an idea, why not put some basic math in the application. If they cant pass it on the application, they damn sure shouldnt be behind a cash register.

Commercials Suck!

December 23rd, 2011 Mr Nipple

I HATE COMMERCIALS!

WTH do we have to pay for television service that consists of 25% or more commercials. It takes 2.5 hours to watch a 90 minute movie. I never have and never will order anything on TV.

To make it even worse now you have to suffer through commercials when you go spend your weekly check at the movie theater. Its bad enough with the prices movie theaters charge but now I gotta pay for commercials too?

Craigslist The New Tin Cup

December 13th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Craigslist used to be a great place to find awesome deals, meet up with cool folks and even score some free stuff every once in a while… Now the beggars have started coming out of the woodwork.

I cant count the number of posts Ive seen folks flat out asking for handouts. If you have web access then you dont need a handout. Ive seen stuff in the free section one day then a week later someone else is selling the same item, not one just like it but the exact same item that was given away a week ago.

I like craigslist but I even like better the fact that they have a “flag post” option… All you low lifes and beggars, Im gunning for your posts.

 

 

 

Spammers WTF!

December 8th, 2011 Mr Nipple

We all hate spam and we all have to deal with it but WTH is their goal? Are there really enough people out there falling for their tactics that they keep at it hard and heavy?

I have no contact info listed on the site (because of spam) but 2 days after setting up the site, guess what… Yup you guessed correct, I started getting spam related to the site.

I dont need any implants, free coffee, high interest credit cards, free porn services, insurance quotes, viagra, dating site info or any of the other useless shit you idiots are blowing us away with.

Spammers Suck!

 

Stupid Parents

December 7th, 2011 Mr Nipple

You cant blame the kids… Its the damn idiotic, retarded ass parents that are to blame. I cant stand those kids with no manners, no respect for anyone or thing and DO NOT know how to act in public.

What kind of retarded parent raises their kid to scream at the first sign of not getting their way, lay down in the floor of walmart, target, etc, etc and scream their lungs out, yell at their parents and totally disrupt everything around them. First the parents should be beat then the kid.

Kids know what they learn and evidently the parents dont know how to raise kids. I have 2 kids (adult age) and neither ever thought about pulling something like that and if they had they would have expected to be punished.

Parents, control your kids, give them away or maybe… Think about some birth control.

Its My Life!

December 6th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Why is there a law making me wear a seat belt in my car? Is it going to save someones life for me to have a seat belt on before, during or after an accident?

Some states dont have a helmet law for motorcycles and motorcycles dont have seat belts so why in the hell am I forced to wear one. Yes it is usually safer (unless your trapped in a burning car or sinking into the water) but it should be my decision. I know of a guy who was run off the road by a drunk driver. The drunk was not wearing a seat belt and was ejected from the car and other than a few scrapes and bruises he was fine. The other guy who was not drinking and was wearing a seat belt, smashed into a large tree, his car caught fire and guess what… His seat belt could not be un-clicked and the fire was spreading quick. Those on the scene tried to help but the fire was too fast and the guy died in the burning car. The drunk ended up fines and 2 years in jail… Not only is Justice blind but she is also retarded and an idiot.

Cops regularly patrol the streets looking for folks not wearing a seat belt just to help increase the city/town revenue. There are real crimes taking place all around and that is where their focus should be.

Have you ever…

December 6th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker or given a ride to someone in need? I have been on both sides of the fence and when possible I always pick them up. YEs the world is going to shit and yes there are some dangerous folks out there but there are more folks in need then people looking to do harm.

I spent many years hiking back and forth from the east to west coasts, I meet some very amazing people that were kind enough to give me a ride. Now that Im getting on in years, married with kids, I would hate the thought of my wife or kids breaking down on the side of the road and no one picks them up to help. Karma is a two way street. Help those in need and maybe one day when you need help there will be someone there for you.

Greed Incentives

December 6th, 2011 Mr Nipple

Web hosting greed

Why is it that all kinds of companies offer you a good deal to sign up? Web hosting, domain names, subscription deals, etc, etc. But then after being a loyal customer for the allotted time they want to start charging you more while still offering savings upwards of 50% to new customers who they have no idea about.

I totally understand the concept of trying to bring in new customers but what about all us existing customers, what do we get for being loyal to your company?

Never again will I renew anything at a higher price than I originally paid.  I have made the stand (and yes you can call me stoopid) but I will pay more with a new company rather than staying somewhere I have been a loyal customer and pay a higher rate then I came aboard with.

If you cant drive, DONT!

December 6th, 2011 Mr Nipple

I spend many hours behind the wheel and a group of people I hate the most are the idiots that cant drive.

If I am driving down the road at 55 mph or more depending on speed limit, DO NOT pull out in front of me and do 40 mph. If your not in a hurry then why not wait till I pass and then pull onto the hwy.

FYI… Cell phones were not created so you could text and drive.

Why the hell do you speed around me only to jump in front, slam on your brakes and make the next turn. I can promise the road will still be there 10 seconds later so just stay behind me and go on your merry way.

FYI… Green means go, red means stop, yellow means make a decision.

Road Rage, does it solve your problem? No one can hear you and no one cares what you say. Yes we can see you acting like an idiot but does that solve your problem?

Ive realized as typing that this post could turn into a book so Im gonna stop on the idiot drivers for now but be assured this topic will spring forth again because the world is full of retarded drivers.

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